Funny Tweets To Dissociate To In Times Of Crisis

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Eric Lund
Dec 21, 2021 7:00 PM EST

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

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    Rectangle - everett byram @rad_milk ... i've been driving a subaru for almost a month now, is someone supposed to send me my COEXIST bumper sticker or does it just grow on there
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    Font - Patrick ... @lunch_enjoyer handing the guy at the liquor store a fake ID that says im 15 years old 2:30 PM · 2021-12-12 · Twitter for iPhone 3,477 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets 85.2K Likes
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    World - emi fisher (pesto recipe up) @emi_f1sher you will never feel this feeling To think even a frog in a well like me gets to eat fried chicken. 9:24 AM · 2021-12-17 · Twitter for Android 1,131 Retweets 43 Quote Tweets 11.5K Likes
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    Organism - DougExeter @Doug_Exeter you admit that i know the eight less famous reindeer. you admit it! and then, THEN, you have the.the unmitigated GALL to ask if i recall the most famous reindeer of all 5:26 PM · 2021-12-14 · Twitter Web App 1,447 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 13K Likes
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    Font - HOT COFFEE VIRFINS poES Alison Williams @therealalisonw i student loan forgive but i never student loan forget 11:46 AM · 2021-12-15 · Twitter for iPhone 172 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,179 Likes
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    Font - aru @arustotle i was so cringe when i was younger lol (30 minutes ago) 4:08 AM · 2021-12-14 · Twitter for Android 16.3K Retweets 292 Quote Tweets 105K Likes
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    Font - erin @ErinSauriol Best friends see each other 3 times a year and have no pictures together 6:35 PM · 2021-12-14 · Twitter for iPhone 257 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 3,492 Likes
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    Font - O liked @paddypubs actually the class system in america is: - never been to disney - went to disney once or twice - goes to disney annually 9:18 PM · Jun 22, 2018 21.3K Retweets 91.8K Likes
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    Font - ken cosgrove, accounts @mysteryspoons ... just got a calendar invite from my boss titled "quick chat - good thing" and I have never been more grateful/ impressed with anyone in my life. a workplace revolutionary tbh 2:22 PM · 2021-12-15 · Twitter Web App 1,519 Retweets 209 Quote Tweets 33.1K Likes
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    Human - casper moon @mountbellyache go to hell" is basic. “i hope your 66 favourite band releases an NFT" is terrifying. it's possible. 6:02 PM · 2021-12-14 · Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 1,175 Quote Tweets 105K Likes
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    World - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze did I accomplish my goals for this year? no. but did I look after my physical and mental health? not at all. but did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule? listen, 6:49 PM · 2021-12-15 · Twitter Web App 6,305 Retweets 262 Quote Tweets 25K Likes
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    News - "are you going to be responsible at this open bar?" CN EXIT POLL SHOULD GOV. NEWSOM BE RECALLED? "NO" TAKES AN EARLY LEAD CO GAVIN NEWSOM BREAKING NEWS KEY RACE ALERT CNN *** *** ICNNELECTION
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    Mammal - Deirdre @figgled The canine urge to run down the street carrying linked sausages while being chased by a butcher 10:26 PM · 2021-12-15 · Twitter for iPhone 170 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,957 Likes
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    Organism - the Trojan war was not Helen's fault @iliadmaeve You want me to write a thesis? The thing that killed the Minotaur? 12:15 PM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter for iPhone 2,334 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 11K Likes
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    Cartoon - when someone asks me why i can't hang out GAo I have to rest 22 hours a day.
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    Gesture - Kyle Harris @heykyleharris People are building-a-bear in 2021? | would not want to build-a-bear into this world right now 12:16 PM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter for iPhone 707 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 9,893 Likes
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    Font - Will Menaker @willmenaker The very cool thing about mail delivery and telephone calls now is that 99% of what you receive are either trash or scams but 1% remain of life-altering importance 6:12 PM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter for iPhone 1,059 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 12.1K Likes
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    Font - Ахе ... @westernunion2k djbp44 • BOUND 2• 2h I met Kanye today but didn't have a pen or paper so he signed my notes 10:39 Search ( Notes Kanye 7:03 AM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter Web App 1,551 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 20.7K Likes
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    Organism - .:RiotGrl:. @RiotGrIErin if the crypt keeper has nothing to do with cryptocurrency i don't want to understand it. 10:42 AM · 2021-12-17 · Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 119 Likes
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    Font - Hi, it's Abby. Yep @abbycohenwl ... I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation 8:25 PM · 2018-11-08 · Twitter Web Client 1,586 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,023 Likes
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    Font - Sarah Dutcher @bookssarahcats Home Alone gave me anxiety as a kid because I didn't have any of the right toys to stop a home invasion 11:46 AM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,218 Likes
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    Organism - Camilla Blackett @camillard Marriage is mad cos you'll be wandering around convinced you're a woman of mystery and the next minute some man you live with says “that looks like the exact type of spoon you like" and is RIGHT ??? 7:58 AM · 2021-12-17 · Twitter Web App 345 Retweets 57 Quote Tweets 8,912 Likes
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    Font - patrick doyle, phd (10 minute versi.. @pcxd13 cashier at target saw me buying hair bleach, looked me dead in the eyes, and said "baby is everything ok" and THAT'S trauma informed care
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    Organism - clintoris a @clintoris Call her Reese the way she spoons me while I wither 10:24 PM · 2021-12-16 · Twitter for iPhone 6,051 Retweets 198 Quote Tweets 74.3K Likes
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    Organism - Caleb Pitts @Braingetter all fish are "beta" to me. I have legs 99 11:27 AM · 2021-12-14 · Twitter for iPhone 1,888 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 26.7K Likes
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